Cast Bios

Captains

Alana McQuirter
Alana has been part of the Hopkins ComedySportz team ever since she was a curious, young Sophomore. One day, after school her parents told her to go out in the world and be someone- make them proud. So, she decided to join Comedy club! Entering her third and last year on the team, Alana has been committed to the team through thick and thin. Through good times and bad, through brown bags and impeccable T-rex impersonations. If you don't what we're talking about, please step into our world. Well, it's more like hers. Just kidding.

Chris Harriman
Do not let the name fool you. He is not, in fact, a primitive caveman who braids his own chest hair. Being a comedy club captain is evidently not "so easy that a caveman could do it". This is Chris's second and final year on the team. We assure you, his spontaneous outbursts and wiggling hips will ensure giggles and laughs. Two words for this boy: red bull. He is a bull and he is red. Just kidding.